Lindsay Lohan Has Hit a Low....

LoHan is throwing a 22nd Birthday Bash and she's looking for someone to front the bill. Yeah, she's turning 22. Anyway, a website was set-up with all the dazzling details for for prospective sponsors, how pathetic... The website reads:

"Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.

Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."

TMZ claims the website is real and HoHan is not accepting sponsorships from booze companies. Beggars can't be choosers!

Married: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz...and they are PREGNANT!!!

Ashlee Simpson married Pete Wentz last night at her parent's douche palace in Los Angeles.

A spokesbitch told People, "We're delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends."

Papa Joe also performed the ceremony, Jessica was the maid of honor and Pete's bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Tony Romo (he had no choice), Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

UPDATE: OK! reports that Asshole confirmed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception.

Britney Has a New Man!!

Anyway, Brit Brit was back at the beach in Costa Rica yesterday and this time she brought a man.The paps say the man is TV agent Jason Trawick. The paps also said that Jason kept Brit Brit laughing, and gave her a ride on an ATV.

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston Update

Friends of Jenny Aniston told Full Disclosure that she can't stop giggling. One friend said, "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character." The reason for Jenny's newfound happiness is of course John Mayer.

One ex of Mayer's said that he makes all his girlfriends happy and he's really hard to get over because he's a really "great" guy.

The ex went on to say, "His body actually is a wonderland."

Kate Hudson is a Ho!

Kate Hudson split up from Owen Wilson a few weeks ago and she's already hooking up with another dude. According to People, Kate spent this weekend with Lance Armstrong in Austin, TX. The two had dinner on Friday and Saturday night. A witness said, "They looked like they were having fun."

A source told The Daily Mail that Kate is very happy with Lance, "Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She thought it was funny when people were writing recently that she was engaged to Owen because the reality was that they had split again and she was secretly seeing Lance. She and Lance are both physical, passionate people – she's never been happier."

Lance is close friends with Owen. Both of them also used to date Sheryl Crow. Hollywood is so incestuous, reminds me of college all over again!!!

Married: Loni Anderson & Bob Flicik

62-year-old Loni Anderson married Bob Flick, a member of the folk group The Brothers Four, on Saturday night. This was the celebrity wedding of the weekend!

The two first met in the 60s at a film premiere in Minneapolis. They dated for six months, split up right before her amazing actor career took off.

This is Loni's fourth marriage. She was previously married to Burt Reynolds, Ross Bickell and Bruce Hasselbeck.

Nicole Kidman Finally Looking Pregnant

Nicole Kidman attended the Country Music Awards last night with husband Keith Urban in Las Vegas. The mommy-to-be was proudly showing her baby bump!!

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday Rachel Appleton, Kyle Eastwood, Grace Jones, and Andre the Giant!!!